My tweets

  • Wed, 6:56: Hey guess what! I moved to Seattle 20 years ago today! I have never stopped loving it thoroughly. ❤️❤️❤️
  • Wed, 20:07: We don’t get cell service 95% of the time we’re in #Yellowstone National Park, so we’re off the grid all day. We're living just like the homesteaders, driving around in our Nissan Sentra.
  • Wed, 21:37: Wait for it...
  • Wed, 22:11: A lady in #Yellowstone National Park couldn't understand something Shobhit said, which I actually thought he enunciated fairly well, and without even asking him to repeat himself she said with a dumb smile, "You no speak a English?" Then I kind of wanted to rip her throat out.
  • Wed, 22:56: My favorite thing about #Yellowstone National Park is how many points of interest look like post-apocalyptic hellscapes. 😍