My tweets

  • Fri, 13:26: Senator Shit Flake
  • Fri, 13:51: Metropolitan New York City has roughly 20 million people. Metro Los Angeles, 13 million. With 33 million between the two of them, this means 1 in 10 Americans lives in or around one of just these two cities.
  • Fri, 14:42: Okay I am listening to Cher's new album of ABBA covers and this may be the gayest experience of my entire life.
  • Fri, 17:43: Offering a toast in honor of the new girlfriend Laney got for her 61st birthday. She’s swimming in my drink!
  • Sat, 00:14: 42 years old and went out dancing for the first time in two and a half years. Danced nonstop for more than an hour, now exhausted and wondering if I pulled muscles in both legs. 🤔