My tweets

  • Sat, 8:50: Guru thinks he found a safe space. #caturday
  • Sat, 12:50: Mystified by the discovery of what appears to be a 1/3-used packet of birth control pills under piles of papers on my bedroom desk. I guarantee you, nothing has EVER happened in my bedroom that might result in pregnancy.
  • Sat, 16:36: RT @behindyourback: I want to tell a story: Once in high school, I felt insecure, I put on a tight top too low cut and dark lipstick I didn't usually wear. I went to a party drank terrible wine coolers, too many of them. A man asked me if I wanted to leave, I slurred, said maybe. He said "maybe"?…
  • Sat, 18:13: So is there, like, a fine line between a “bop” and a “banger”? I need a youth glossary.