My tweets

  • Wed, 5:41: I finally let Shobhit convince me to start using an electric toothbrush and now I’ve blinded myself with vibrate-splattered toothpaste. MY EYES
  • Wed, 10:16: I'm learning that the more your company grows, the more you discover the redundancies of middle management.
  • Wed, 11:51: Well, this is dumb as shit: "The Seattle area is not prone to 90-degree days. Please try another city or town, like New York or New Delhi." Uh, the National Weather Service Seattle twitter feed *just* informed us last week we had 11 days above 90° this year, the record was in 2015 at 12, and normal is only 3!
  • Wed, 20:47: A subtle genre-bender.