My tweets

  • Fri, 7:28: Someone should talk to this guy about how he holds his banana.
  • Fri, 12:13: When sampling treats at work I try to ask myself, “Is this worth the calories?” Rubicon pumpkin salted caramel cupcake, and you know what? It would have been worth sacrificing my firstborn child.
  • Fri, 14:18: I just learned on a podcast that the woman who plays Amy, the blonde Chief of Staff on “Veep” (Anna Chlumsky), was the little girl in the “My Girl” movies. 🤯 ‬
  • Fri, 16:41: RT @BreeNewsome: Forcing people to have children while opposing policies that ensure access to healthcare, education, housing & nutrition has nothing to do w/ the sanctity of life & everything to do with stripping individuals of bodily autonomy as part of maintaining an oppressed underclass.
  • Fri, 19:27: May #HappyHour with Laney! Spectacular views from a high-rise in, of all places, the U District!
  • Fri, 21:47: The lighting was just so great in here! #drunktoiletselfies