Tue, 05:49: Happy birthday to Laney and Barbara, who in 2008 thought that was HILARIOUS https://t.co/34AX2ugk5q

Wed, 01:15: The best part about having the fire alarm go off at 12:45am is one of the tenants wearing a T-shirt that says I’M HOLDING A BEER, SO YEAH, I’M PRETTY BUSY
Runner-up is a guy in a cow patterned sweatsuit.
There’s also a few cute young men in shorts or sweatpants.
What I’m saying is there are surprising silver linings https://t.co/Rse29IxQef